Meet your new uniform, babe. For the agents of chaos who serve looks, protect the peace, and respectfully inspect the vibes. This Boob Police trucker hat brings festival energy, feral energy, and just the right amount of unhinged charm.
Designed in the FSM universe, it’s same-same but still different, this hat is a playful nod to Linda Belcher's own "Boob Police" cap.
Perfect for brunch, beach days, beer gardens, festivals, or just harassing your wife in the grocery store.
