Call me chaotic, call me feral - hell, call me anything you want. Just don’t call me late for dinner.
We took the old cheeky phrase and gave it the FSM treatment: stitched bold in white embroidery on a washed black denim dad cap. The result? A hat that’s equal parts vintage, flirty, and mildly feral.
Throw it on when you’re hungry for trouble (and actual food), when you’re ready to flirt without trying, or when you want to make it clear that your patience has an expiration date.
Adjustable, comfortable, and built to last - because your chaos era deserves a forever accessory.
Details: • 100% cotton twill • 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile • 6 sewn eyelets • Black sweatband • Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish • Washed-out vintage effect
Made just for you when you order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you- because we don’t do fast fashion, we do thoughtful chaos. xoxo
