Martians Just Blew Up the Donut Shop Trucker Hat

Breaking news: Martians just blew up the donut shop.
No sprinkles, no jelly-filled survivors, just smoke and vibes. Luckily, you can still grab this classic red/white/blue foam trucker to commemorate the moment.

It’s structured, sturdy, and a little feral - built with premium polyester and thick foam up front, plus a breathable mesh back so you don’t overheat while waiting on the mothership. Snapback adjustable, one size fits most earthlings.

Details:
Polyester + foam front, mesh back
Structured 5-panel, high-profile fit
Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching
Adjustable snapback
One size fits most

Pair it with iced coffee and a healthy mistrust of intergalactic pastry arsonists.

Made just for you when you order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you- because we don’t do fast fashion, we do thoughtful chaos. xoxo

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