"The Feral Tollbooth" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee

They say death and taxes are inevitable- but around here, it's chaos and consequences.

This vintage style tee features our tuxedo boy at his most unbothered like your favorite feral tollbooth guardian. The bold graphic reads “You’ve Got Unpaid Tolls”- a reminder that mischief always comes due (and sometimes it bites back). This Frankie Said Meow twist has the perfect blend of menace and charm.

Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee for that worn in, lived in feel, this shirt is ready for low stakes chaos and high impact looks.

Details:

100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed for that lived-in softness
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk and soft AF
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle stitched hems so it holds up through every toll evasion

Whether you’re dodging bills, feelings, or reality, this tee has your back. Just don’t forget to pay the cat.

Made just for you when you order- because we don’t do fast fashion, we do thoughtful chaos. xoxo

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