"The Martians Are Coming to Save the Earth" Unisex Tee

Good news, earthlings: the Martians aren’t here to steal your cows - they’re here to save the planet. At least, that’s what the shirt says, and we don’t argue with intergalactic typography.

"The Martians Are Coming to Save the Earth" printed in bold red letters on a classic white Comfort Colors tee, this shirt feels like a cult prophecy you’d see on a flyer stapled to a light pole. Soft, sturdy, and ready for the end (or beginning) of the world. Pair it with our “Martians Just Blew Up the Donut Shop” trucker hat for the full conspiracy-core look.

Details:

100% ring-spun cotton

Garment-dyed for that lived-in

Relaxed fit (because stress is for humans)

Double-needle stitching

Twill-taped neck and shoulders

Throw it on, grab your tinfoil hat, and wait for the mothership.

Salvation never looked this comfy.

Made just for you when you order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you- because we don’t do fast fashion, we do thoughtful chaos. xoxo

Size guide

  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) S 46.4 67.6 41.3 M 51.4 71.1 45 L 55.9 74.6 48.3 XL 61 78.1 52 2XL 66 80.3 55.3 3XL 70.5 82.6 59 4XL 75.6 85 62.6